Check out the following hail report from Tuesday afternoon in Camdenton, Missouri:
2150 88 8 SSE CAMDENTON CAMDEN MO 3790 9269 HAIL DENTED BEER CANS ON MOVING MOTORCYCLE
Translation: at 4:50 pm CDT 8 miles south-southeast of Camdenton nickel-sized hail dented beer cans on a moving motorcycle. What the heck kind of a storm report is that!?
Interesting report…
I’d pay to see that…lol
Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale…
MOOJITA SCALE
M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed
M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can’t get up
M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind
M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce
M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORN
M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! !
Somewhere Jeff Foxworthy is taking note.
I bet he still didn’t drop his beer though
Sounds like they’re hard up for Storm Spotter reports in the Camden, MO area!!
I wonder if Mirgatroyd has done any traveling recently….hmmmmmm….
My question is, were the cans empty or were they full? If they were full then Mother Nature committed a major party foul.
Dude shouldn’t have been ridin’ with a full beer can. Nothing good has ever come of full beer cans, empty beer cans and ridin’.